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REPUBLICAN CREDO

Republican Credo

Wishywashington
D.C., you see, consistently.
They flip and they flop
And they never seem to stop
Unless we are talking about blacks
Then they never take anything back.
They want our wonderful free nation
To turn back into a great big plantation
Where the only people who have rights
Are the wealthiest of all of the whites.

And nobody of any other color
Could ever be called a brother
Or treated with equality
Because the word free
Doesn’t belong to you or to me.
It belongs to the richest minority
Who still believe in the divine right
And translate that into might
And are prepared to fight
To keep those down
Who screw around
With their profits.

They just won’t have it.
There will be hell to pay
And they mean to say, every day
As long as they have anything to say
About who gets the shaft and who gets the pay.
So, don’t go getting any ideas or plans.
Everybody needs to understand
This it’s a man’s world
And it is not for girls
Or people that don’t look like us,
Or those who don’t believe like us.
So, let’s not have some big fuss.
Just do what we say
And everything will be okay.

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I WANT TO BE A REPUBLICAN

Republican

I WANT TO BE A REPUBLICAN

I want to be a Republican.
So good to be a Republican.
Jerk of my knee Republican.
Remorselessly a Republican.

I’ve always been on the right side.
Even if it means a night ride.
Ready to issue a broadside,
Reaganite swelling with my pride.

I want to be a Republican.
Look out for me a Republican.
Caucasianally Republican.
Land of the free for Republicans.

We have a right to our own guns;
Tasers and maybe a stun gun.
Repeating rifles are great fun.
Everyone ought to go buy one.

I want to be a Republican.
So good to be a Republican.
Jerk of my knee Republican.
Remorselessly a Republican.

We need to change some of our rules.
Some have been made up by dumb fools.
Need to have praying in our schools.
Can’t have no Moslems in our pools.

The U. S. was made for Republicans.
Lobbies have paid to Republicans.
The plans are all made for Republicans.
Be very afraid of Republicans.

I want to be a Republican.
So good to be a Republican.
Jerk of my knee Republican.
Remorselessly a Republican.

Brent Kincaid
10/17/2014

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REPUBLICAN, THE DOG

REPUBLICAN TOO

REPUBLICAN, THE DOG

I once had a doggie
I named him Republican
Because he ran around
And crapped on all I’d done.
He was rather stupid yet
But you couldn’t leave him out.
If you locked him outside
He would sit and whine and pout.

Republican, you’re a dumb dog
And that’s an honest fact.
You don’t have good habits
And you don’t know how to act.
I can’t take you anywhere
That you don’t act the fool.
I always have loved dogs, but
You have broken the rule.

He had no special talents
Except for getting in the way.
I tried to teach him some tricks
But he only wanted to play.
He howled like a Baskerville
In the middle of the night.
He wasn’t a hunting dog
He had such lousy sight.

So, Republican was a drain
A negative gain for me.
He was kind of a waste of feed
Even though I got him free.
He chewed up all my furniture
And my shoes right after that.
I’m fairly sure I’d much prefer
To go hunting with a cat.

Brent Kincaid
8/24/2014