BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

I like to wear tiny shorts
On my big fat butt.
And little tiny tops to make
My boobs look big.
But if I catch you staring at me
And ogling my breasts
I’ll suddenly get all proper on you
And call you a pig.

Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder
I run with a very different pack.
So don’t come crying on my shoulder.
I’ll tell you to step your ass back.

I love my hair bleached orange
With lots of dark roots.
I keep it long, and badly cut
Then wear a pony tail.
I walk like a linebacker
On the scrimmage line.
I think I look extremely cool
Like I just got out of jail.

Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder
I run with a very different pack.
So don’t come crying on my shoulder.
I’ll tell you to step your ass back.

If I wear a hat it is a stocking cap
And some boots I stole from a boy.
It all goes well with raccoon eyes;
The makeup makes it work.
I am so damn hot that I am sizzling.
If you object you are jealous.
So, I ignore your comments and sneers.
You must be a bunch of jerks.

Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder
I run with a very different pack.
So don’t come crying on my shoulder.
I’ll tell you to step your ass back.

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4 thoughts on “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

    1. kauaiartist Post author

      Thank you. The whole damn thing came out of that first line as I was trying to drive down the highway. It is a strong sentiment on my part, though I had no idea it would come out as a poem. But, I am NOT complaining.

      Reply

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