DIVA OF THE DIVE
She is the diva of the local dive.
The queen bee of a small town hive.
Perfect girl for squeezing
Really good at pleasing
Make you glad you’re alive!
She has a reputation around here
One she gladly proves.
She has no gift to hide her talent
In the way she moves.
She has that kind of swinging sway
That catches every eye.
A fellow might start a beginner
But soon he’s a savvy guy.
She is the main attraction nightly
She is why they come;
To get a glimpse and maybe a kiss
She leaves some guys struck dumb.
Ladies hate the competition
So most of them don’t come.
They leave it to the diva’s men.
It’s just their rule of thumb.
She is the diva of the local dive.
The queen bee of a small town hive.
Perfect girl for squeezing
Really good at pleasing
Make you glad you’re alive!
The music is loud and so is she,
She’s not the shrinking kind.
She can cuss with the best of them
And drink any fellow blind.
She has more jokes than Letterman
And many jokes on herself.
She isn’t conceited or snooty.
She’s just better than anyone else.
Nobody knows how old she is
Or where she started out.
They just take her as she is
And try to take her out.
She doesn’t have a steady beau
She will not get tied down.
But every guy she dates agrees
She’s the hottest gal in town.
She is the diva of the local dive.
The queen bee of a small town hive.
Perfect girl for squeezing
Really good at pleasing
Make you glad you’re alive!
Brent Kincaid
2/4/2015
